I don’t normally talk to mannequins but there was just something about her. First she caught my eye and then she called across the room “Hey there! …Hey there, I’m Winona Ryder.” I moved in closer and using my inside voice said, “I  doubt that very much and anyway, wouldn’t you be, you know, in Hollywood?” “I am but here’s the thing …” I turned to walk away, I’d heard this sort of thing before. “Wait! Have you ever heard of Quantum Entanglement?” “Actually I have…” and hoping to impress her with my general knowledge I continued, “It’s an interesting phenomenon. One potential explanation being that the universe is conscious and that our individual consciousness shares in the formation of reality and … therefore … ah …” “Yes” she said “I’m Winona Ryder.”